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  WHEN TROUBLE

  SLEEPS

  Leye Adenle

  For mum and dad

  Contents

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Prologue

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  Acknowledgements

  About the Author

  Copyright

  Prologue

  ‘Have you ever been on a private jet?’

  Chief Adio Douglas stretched his hand over Titi’s shoulder in the back of the Mercedes S-Class. Titi shook her head. ‘You will experience it today,’ he said.

  Titi curled her feet up underneath her, careful not to scratch the black leather with the heels of her Manolo Blahnik sandals, and she folded her body into his arms. She looked up at his face. ‘Is that the surprise?’

  ‘No. I’ve got an even bigger surprise for you.’

  ‘Where are we going? Should I have brought my passport?’

  ‘We’re going to Abuja. To the Villa.’

  Titi unfurled herself. ‘To Aso Rock?’

  ‘Yes. I am meeting with Mr. President himself.’

  ‘Wow. I will meet the president?’

  Douglas laughed. ‘No, my dear, I will meet the president. You will wait for me in the presidential suite of Transcorp Hilton.’

  ‘Is that the surprise?’

  ‘No, baby.’ He pulled her back onto his chest and stroked her arm. ‘It’s a big surprise.’

  Police officers at the gate stood aside and saluted as the limousine drove past them onto the Execujet secluded ramp close to the private wing of Murtala Muhammed International Airport.

  Agents of the Department of State Services, who had been riding ahead in a Ford Explorer SUV, jogged alongside the Mercedes holding their Israeli TAR-21 assault rifles in both hands, buttstock to the shoulder and muzzle tilted to the ground. The limousine stopped close to the upturned wing tip of an Embraer Phenom 300. An agent scanned the shimmering the tarmac littered with private jets before opening the chief’s door.

  Douglas’s white agbada billowed in the kerosene-laden wind as he pulled it over his head. Titi, in her black tunic dress, walked around the armoured car to join him. The boot of the Mercedes opened and DSS agents fetched Douglas’s briefcase and Titi’s weekend bag.

  Just behind the cockpit, the aircraft’s door began to open downward. Through her sunglasses, Titi watched as the door stopped its descent a few inches from the ground. She looked at Douglas.

  ‘Can I take a picture?’

  He smiled. ‘Sure. So long as I’m not in it.’

  She turned her back to the aircraft, held her phone high in front of her and pouted. On the screen she saw the pilot climbing down the steps.

  ‘Didn’t you say your ex-boyfriend is a pilot?’ Douglas said.

  Titi’s hand dropped to her side as she turned to look back at the pilot.

  The young man was standing by the steps with his hands held behind his back, his eyes hidden behind his Aviators and his head slightly tipped upwards. He stood still like a soldier.

  Douglas placed his hand on Titi’s back. ‘Let’s go,’ he said. Her body resisted his push. ‘Is anything the matter?’ he asked.

  Titi turned away from the pilot and looked up at Douglas.

  ‘Is anything wrong?’ he asked again.

  She slowly shook her head.

  ‘OK then, let’s go. I don’t want to keep the president waiting.’

  Douglas and Titi waited for a DSS agent who had carried their luggage onto the plane to descend the steps, then with his hand on her back, he ushered her in front. The pilot remained still.

  ‘Wait,’ Douglas said.

  Titi stopped, her hand on the cold handrail.

  ‘Titi, meet our pilot for today: Captain Olusegun Majekodunmi. Did I get that right?’

  The pilot nodded.

  ‘Olusegun, meet my girlfriend, Titi.’

  Titi did not look at the pilot. The pilot nodded but did not look at Titi.

  They sat in the middle of the narrow cabin in beige leather seats facing each other. Neither spoke during the jet’s take-off and short climb. Titi kept her sunglasses on, staring through the window.

  ‘Are you OK?’ Douglas asked when the jet had levelled out.

  ‘Did you know?’ Titi said. A tear appeared below her sunglasses before dropping onto her hand.

  He unclasped his seatbelt and leaned forward.

  ‘You knew,’ she said, removing her sunglasses and placing them on her lap. The lenses were wet.

  ‘In a couple of months, I will be the Governor of Lagos State. You will come and live with me in the State House.’

  ‘You are married.’ More tears ran down her face.

  ‘Yes. And so what?’

  ‘He is my fiancé.’

  ‘And who am I to you? A sugar daddy?’

  ‘You are married, Chief. You are married.’

  ‘You lied to me, Titi. You lied to me. But I forgive you.’

  Titi buried her face in her palms.

  Douglas held her hand, but she slid out of his grip.

  ‘Why?’ she said, looking up at him, mascara leaking into the powder beneath her eyes.

  ‘I will be governor; he is just a pilot. A glorified driver. I want you to choose now. Do you want to come with me, or do you want to remain where you are?’

  She shook her head and turned to the window, closing her eyes to the brilliant sunshine; searching for the window blind.

  He stood, leaned over her and reached for the blind. Looking out of the window his face creased. ‘That’s strange,’ he said.

  She looked out of the window to s
ee what he’d seen, then she looked back at him.

  At that moment, the engines roared, her sunglasses floated off her lap, and she lifted in her seat, her body held down only by the seatbelt around her waist.

  Douglas, who had been on his feet, lost his balance, cracked his head against the sidewall and fell to the ground.

  Titi became dizzy. Magazines, cups, and a silver tray darted about the cabin as the jet flew nose down and she began to black out.

  1

  ‘He found me.’

  ‘Who found you?’

  ‘Malik.’

  ‘What do you mean he found you? Amaka, what’s going on?’

  ‘The bastard called me and threatened me. Did you tell him I was looking for him?’

  Someone ran past Amaka’s window, placed his hand on the bonnet to stop himself from falling, then dashed between the cars ahead. Something looked odd about his sweaty, shaven head: a huge lump on the crown.

  ‘Gabriel, I’ve got to go. I’ll be at yours soon.’

  Amaka put the phone down, leaned to the side and placed her face against the window to try to see the man that had run past her car, but he was gone. Then, another man ran by her window. She turned around. A lot of people were running towards her car from behind. They were holding sticks and planks, and at least one wielded a machete. She turned to look ahead, holding the steering wheel and leaning forward for a better view. A shirtless torso slammed onto the window on the passenger side, jolting her. The man pushed himself off the car, leaving an imprint of his chest in sweat. He banged on the roof and continued running up the road with the rest, waving a plank above his head. One young man held a tyre over his head; worn smooth with its wire threading exposed. Another held up a five-litre jerrycan of a liquid he was trying not to spill.

  More men ran up the road, sliding off car bonnets and using their fists to threaten drivers who protested. Amaka looked back and saw even more squeezing past cars and jumping over bonnets. She called Police Inspector Ibrahim.

  ‘Hello, Amaka, I’m on my way,’ Ibrahim said.

  ‘To where?’

  ‘To the crash.’

  ‘What crash?’

  ‘The plane crash. Near your house.’

  ‘A plane crashed near my house?’

  ‘Yes. A small plane. Didn’t you hear the explosion? I heard it from the station.’

  ‘No. I’m not at home.’

  ‘Where are you?’

  ‘Oshodi.’

  ‘What are you doing there? You should be in bed, Amaka.’

  ‘I’m fine. Listen, there is something happening here.’

  ‘Amaka, do you understand what I just said? A plane crashed into a building very close to your house.’

  ‘I heard you, but they are chasing someone and I think they will kill him.’

  ‘Who is chasing someone?’

  ‘A mob. They are going to lynch him. You have to get here fast.’

  Amaka opened the door and stood on the ledge to see what was happening ahead. The men were gathered to the side of the road. They had caught him.

  ‘Where exactly are you?’ Ibrahim said.

  ‘Oshodi market. They are attacking him right now. Come, now!’

  ‘Amaka, stay in your car. Whatever you do, don’t get involved. Do not leave your car. Amaka… Amaka?’

  ‘Yes?’

  ‘Do you understand? Do not get involved.’

  ‘How soon can you get here?’

  ‘I can’t come. I told you, I’m on my way to the crash site. Whatever you do, don’t get out of your car. Do you understand?’

  ‘Sure, sure.’

  She hung up and stepped onto the road. The man was now on the floor and the mob was attacking him with improvised weapons as a crowd of onlookers cheered, some holding up camera phones. Amaka closed the door behind her and flicked on her camera phone as she started walking towards the mob.

  2

  Alfred Rewane Road was blocked. People on the bridge at the Falomo roundabout had exited their cars and lined up along the kerb, some of them pointing out the smoke rising behind the mansions of Oyinkan Abayomi Drive, others recording with their phones. A lot of them had their hands on their heads; some stood open-mouthed, others talked on their phones, spreading news of the plane crash.

  Inspector Ibrahim told Sergeant Bakare to kill the siren. It was making it hard for Ibrahim to think. The signal from central control in Panti ordered every available officer to be mobilised. Every available officer. That meant traffic wardens, desk officers, even detectives on active cases. A plane crash in a residential area was enough of a disaster, but this was not some regular neighbourhood; this was Ikoyi, old Ikoyi, where the old money lived.

  The smoke looked as if it was being pumped out by a factory, then all of a sudden, a flash and the smoke turned orange. A split second later the sound of the explosion reached the bridge. A woman shouted to Jesus to save the poor souls but there was no saving anybody down there. The irony, Ibrahim thought. He knew these people – the same people who would make a call and divert state resources to guard their homes; people who could get a senior officer relocated to a post in Boko Haram territory for not understanding that the job of the police was to protect the rich. Too often he had been ‘requested to provide officers’ whose job would be to escort teenage brats to parties with even more brats – police officers who could be doing police work but instead carried shopping baskets behind bleached-skinned mistresses. He knew them like only a high-ranking police officer could. Rich criminals, that’s all they were. They represented the cases quashed, the investigations called off, the murders, the extortions, the thefts. These people didn’t need protecting; ordinary Nigerians needed to be protected from them.

  Ibrahim climbed out of the front door of the police van. His officers got out of the back and joined onlookers on the side of the bridge. Next to them, a young boy in dirty jean shorts and a brown singlet was the only person with his back to the unfolding scene. A worn travel bag was wide open between his feet. In it, in protective plastic sheets, the self-help books he had been selling in traffic before the crash. He was telling a group of worried-looking motorists and their passengers what he had witnessed. With his hand he demonstrated the moment of impact.

  ‘It was facing down like this. It come down, wheeeeeeee, then it explode, bulah!’

  More people crowded round the boy and he repeated what he had said, his recollection of the moment of impact becoming more detailed and the explosion more impressive. As he spoke, everybody on the bridge turned and looked up. A grey helicopter flew low and fast over them and crossed the lagoon in seconds. It went over the crash site before circling back, tilting sideways, then it hovered loudly, spreading the smoke beneath it.

  ‘Navy,’ Ibrahim muttered to himself. Early reports placed the crash at Magbon Close; another report had it at Ilabere Avenue – both close to each other, both home to billionaires living in modern multimillion-dollar mansions on plots that once housed colonial administrators. Most of the properties had stayed in the same families for generations; the dynasties of Lagos. The very type of Nigerians who flew in private jets. How ironic. He turned to the officer beside him – a slim and lanky, dark-skinned man with tribal marks fanning out from the tips of his lips.

  ‘Hot-Temper, take Moses and Salem and go to Oshodi market. Where is your phone?’

  Hot-Temper was dressed in the military-style combat uniform of the special anti-robbery squad, Fire-for-Fire. He brought out his mobile phone, an old grey Nokia with a monochrome screen, the characters worn off the rubber keypad.

  ‘Save this number. It’s Amaka. She said they are about to lynch somebody there.’

  ‘For Oshodi market? Wetin she dey do there?’

  ‘Who knows? You are not going to get there in this traffic. Take okada.’

  Hot-Temper saluted his boss and turned around to scan the traffic. A line of motorcycle taxis was parked between stationary cars, their owners close by watching the helicopter hover ov
er the crash site.

  ‘Be quick,’ Ibrahim said as Hot-Temper walked towards an okada. The three officers were commandeering motorcycles from young owners who did not have driving licences and who knew better than to protest too much with police officers. ‘And follow her wherever she’s going.’

  Hot-Temper waited for a boy to pull his okada motorcycle out backwards from between parked cars and turn it round in the cramped space on the bridge. Hot-Temper swung his AK-47 over his back and mounted the vehicle. The boy held on to one handle and Hot-Temper raised his hand as if he was about to slap the boy.

  ‘Come to Bar Beach Station tomorrow morning to collect your okada,’ Ibrahim shouted to the boy. ‘Hot-Temper, call me when you see her, OK?’

  Hot-Temper kicked the machine to life and revved.

  The helicopter flew back the way it had come. Everyone on the bridge ducked as it passed overhead, then arched their necks to follow it as it disappeared.

  ‘We are walking,’ Ibrahim said to the two remaining officers. He tapped on the bonnet of the van. Sergeant Bakare began to open his door to get out but Ibrahim gestured for him to remain. ‘Meet us there,’ he said, and started down the bridge with his officers.

  3

  Somebody emptied a jerrycan of petrol onto the man, now immobile and bloody on the road. Another struck a match.

  Black smoke rose with a swoosh and an orange flame licked his body, trapped in a burning tyre that had been forced down to his waist, encircling his arms. He leapt from the ground as the fire spread. The crowd backed away from his burning mass, kicking him and breaking planks of wood on his back. He fell to the ground, then he stopped moving and the fire engulfed him till all that was left was a smouldering black figure supine on the asphalt road.

  Amaka held her phone in front of her pushed through the men surrounding their kill. The fumes from the burning tyre stung her eyes, the smell of cooking flesh turned her stomach, but she continued forward. The murderers and onlookers, feeling her shoulders push them out of the way, tarried to budge, but the sight of her, her clean smart clothes, her neat hair, her pretty, solemn face, her indifference to them, threw them and they retreated, giving her passage, because she did not belong among them. She confused them, perplexed them, mesmerised them, and rendered their murderous energy ineffective.